STICK A FORK IN ME, I’M DONE
Its official, the festivities are over. We are hurtling into January at warp speed and into the new frontier of 2016, darkness reigns across the galaxy as we return to work, broken and bewildered. Ok, I went to see Star Wars on Saturday, no more references I promise. It was meant to be a quiet, sedate and relaxed end to a few boozy days away with some pals. New Year’s Eve hangovers had just begun to retreat and we were all feeling decidedly better.
It started so well but, somehow, after the film I drank my body weight in red wine, ate a whole pig and a kilo of cheese, smoked fags, stayed up after 5am, performed a self-choreographed modern dance in the kitchen set against the backdrop of 90’s gangster rap (although I was not the only one) and physically wrestled people to stop them from going to bed, again. This has been happening since mid-December.
So, the upshot of having lived like Henry VIII for almost three weeks, (apart from the wives, rolling heads, opulent lifestyle and that I’m not a King or indeed a man) is that I feel like I’ll never be able to run again and I’ll live in giant pyjamas for the rest of my days, get gout and only respond to the name Jabba.
Alternatively, I get off my ass, get moving and stop moaning because the longer I moan about it the less I’m doing and the more likelihood there is of slipping into old habits.
I’m sure I’m not the only one feeling this way so here is what I’m doing to move on from a debauched Christmas towards feeling more sprightly and getting into the swing of being active again. It’s all very obvious and simple but, sometimes we need reminding that we really are only a few steps away from feeling great again.
Be kind to yourself, what’s done is done, don’t beat yourself up. So, you stuffed your cake hole and didn’t make it out for a run or even a walk and can’t fasten your work trousers, regret won’t change that or make your trousers looser. Remember, your newly shaped belly was cultivated with love, what a comforting thought. Drinking, eating and being merry with your favourite people are the reasons for your food baby and you had a great time, just accept it and move on.
Set a Goal
What is your goal? Is it just to deflate a little and get your energy back? To take up a new activity? Setting realisitc a goal, even a small one is a great way to get you back into the swing of things. Without a goal how will you motivate yourself? I need to be Surf fit for Morocco in 8 weeks so there’s mine right there. My goal of being able to surf my brains out every day and not get tired or injured is a really positive one. Note that my goal is not guilt driven or a punishment and it’s not so narrow that I can’t have a lazy weekend or a takeaway.
Make a plan and stick to it
How will you reach your goal? Make a simple, realistic plan and stick to it. Make sure your plan has flexibility so you can enjoy the unexpected things that may crop up, like a night out or cancelling a run because you are tired. Just do it, don’t create obstacles or make excuses. It’s your decision to follow your plan or not, the time will pass anyway.
Today was my first day back in the office after finishing on 18th December, during my time off I travelled 800 miles around the UK, eating, drinking, surfing and being a dick head here, there and everywhere. I enjoyed every minute of it, clearly seen in my puffy ‘Elvis in the fat years’ face . I had to goto to work in ‘lounge pants’ today as I genuinely cannot fasten any work clothes. I imagine a lot of people were sneakily unfastening the the top button of their trousers and feeling uncomfortable today too! Lets not wallow, instead get outdoors, run, walk, bike, do something new, break a sweat doing whatever. You are only a few steps away from feeling great again .
5 thoughts on “How to Recover From a Debauched Christmas”
Always love reading your posts. So honest and funny. Sounds like you had an amazing Christmas and I love your advice about not beating yourself up. I’m having a dry month and ended up failing on day 2 of the new year and spent the rest of the day reprimanding myself but like you say what’s done is done. Just got to focus on what’s ahead! Xx
It was fab indeed and although I’m exhausted, feeling sluggish and filthy it was worth it. I’ll get the weight off AGAIN!
I had a much more subdued holiday season as far as the debauchery goes but it was an end of the year that I want to move on from!
Secret Santas (spend money), themed holiday work parties (spend more money) and pot lucks (again more money!) added onto the normal gift buying time (I am broke!). 2 employees were terminated right before the holidays started and one position was never filled last month leaving us to work countless extra hours to keep the resort operational for the guests.
So long 2015! You will not be missed!
And for you…good luck with the recovery!
Sounds rough, hopefully things will improve for you this year. The spending, don’t get me started on the spending I think we all get dragged into that no matter how hard we try to keep it under control.
Recovery is going well thanks, and here’s to a quiet, wine -free, inexpensive weekend ahead and for you hopefully a let up in the hours and a chance to catch some waves x